1) I, Kedzie, will have undying love for you.
2) It’s number 9, and everyone knows 9 is the number of champions.
3) Teller means plate in German. So it’s like you have two names on the back of your jersey at ONCE!
4) You’ll match my parents. HUZZAH!
5) The American jerseys are sexi.
6) Rumor has it you’ll suddenly be SO FASTTTT!
7) These puppies think you should: